hehehe…masalah gw bgt nih…

Why Ladies Today Still SINGLE!

Description:
Top reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

“Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our
job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you’d like to have dinner with.”

Advertisements

2 thoughts on “hehehe…masalah gw bgt nih…

  1. Paijo says:

    Waduh neng … kok jadi complicated gitu ya. Di dunia ini memang tidak ada yang sempurna neng kecuali rokok ( SAMPOERNA ). Kalau gitu, tinggal pilih mau seadanya atau mau jadi jomblo forever. Salam eksperimen aja neng.

  2. hohoho…
    hehehe…
    iya nih complicated gituh…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: